birds are EVIL!

You ever see a car swamped with bird doo-doo? You ever ask yourself, how does a car get drenched in that much doo-doo? The answer is simple; birds are evil and have targets that they all decide to annihilate before the day is over. Birds do not excrete their bodily fluids anywhere. They are smart animals and decide to have some fun while they are using the bathroom. When have you ever seen a bird merely make a doo-doo on the streets, distant from any object? There has never been an instance where birds used the bathroom in a human-free and object-free area. You may be wondering why you always see birds’ doo-doo on the sidewalks and the answer is simple. Those birds merely missed their targets but I’m sure another bird made up for the lack of discipline that these other birds had. It’s funny to think that birds play games while taking a doo-doo but is reality. If you really sit back and think about, they are probably as smart as humans. They are merely playing pranks on humans. They probably have wagers going on amongst each other. “The first person that gets it on that guy’s head wins.” There is never a time where a bird uses the bathroom is a totally isolated area full of nothing but grass. I’ve never seen a bird fly through Kapiolani Park and excrete their bodily fluids there. There always has to be some sort of target that these birds aim for. Otherwise, their lives would be meaningless and no fun to live. Birds are evil because of the fact that they know what they are doing and they know it is wrong. Yet, these birds continue to play this game amongst one another and refuse to stop.